Welcome to the next installment of the "things that are hard" series.
Nine out of ten douchebag teens agree that the best place to text your buddies is in the theater during a movie.
Why would you pay $6.50 to go see a movie, if you spend approximately 18% of the time using your cell phone. I'm trying to enjoy the movie I just paid to see, but I'm forced to try and ignore the fact that every five or ten minutes Shobala's nose is jamming me right in the face. For those of you who don't know, that means that the light from the cell phone is really freakin' bright in a dark theater.
I hate cell phones. I hate them for many reasons. I hate that people don't turn their ringer off in a restaurant. I hate when people use those damn headsets any place other than their car. I hate that people don't get upset when other people use their phone like an idiot.
On a side not, it was very challenging to write this without the use or dirty/curse/swear/bad words. I have a general idea of the audience that reads this, but I try not to offend. On the other hand, not using these words is somewhat misrepresentative of myself. Feel free to comment on whether I should censor myself or not. My heart says, "F@&! it."
Tonight's rant brought to you by the movie, Halloween. Directed by Rob Zombie. It was good. 3 out of 5 stars. Definitely gorier than the original, and better than Zombie's last two efforts; House of a Thousand Corpses and The Devils Rejects. I really have no idea if the previous punctuation makes any sense.
Time to learn about databases...
2 comments:
people who walk around w/bluetooth headseats but aren't talking on the phone are horrible, horrible people.
according to john travolta in Be Cool, you can drop the F-bomb once per film and still garner the PG13 rating. i would hazard a guess that the same would hold for a blog: once per post...
on a side note... Databases are fun!
I hear, you Stillabower. Loud and clear.
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